Monday, November 21, 2011


Dear 20-something-year-old females,

If you...
-end every sentence with your voice raised so it sounds like you're asking a question,
-end every statement with an extra "a" sound ("Oh my god-dah!"),
-speak in that post-valley-girl monotone that makes it sound like you're constantly rolling your eyes,
-have nothing EVER to talk about except drinking/shopping/drinking,
-frequently using the "words" supposably, irregardless, ANYways, or expresso,'re annoying.* Thought you should know.

This is by no means an all-inclusive list, so please listen to yourselves once in awhile, and see if YOU could stand to do so all day long.

Thanks in advance,

*(Sentiment is doubled if you A, work in the office across from mine or B, are actually closer to 40-something. Quadrupled if both are true.)


  1. Good Lord, does she talk in a baby voice when asking for a favor too?

  2. I like the cutesy talk "Can I borrow you for a sec?"