Dear 20-something-year-old females,
-end every sentence with your voice raised so it sounds like you're asking a question,
-end every statement with an extra "a" sound ("Oh my god-dah!"),
-speak in that post-valley-girl monotone that makes it sound like you're constantly rolling your eyes,
-have nothing EVER to talk about except drinking/shopping/drinking,
-frequently using the "words" supposably, irregardless, ANYways, or expresso,
...you're annoying.* Thought you should know.
This is by no means an all-inclusive list, so please listen to yourselves once in awhile, and see if YOU could stand to do so all day long.
Thanks in advance,
*(Sentiment is doubled if you A, work in the office across from mine or B, are actually closer to 40-something. Quadrupled if both are true.)