Monday, September 13, 2010


Dear (unnamed company I've applied to 9+ times over the past 5 years),

Thanks for the 9+ straight rejections, followed by the free product catalog (writing for which I am MORE than qualified to do).


1 comment:

  1. Hell yeah!!!! I'm your first follower - your first official STALKER!!!! I've never had this honor before. Please alert me before you get the restraining order. I may need your services.